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my first fanfic guys

maurycat: If Only I Could Be That Straw By Naruto Uzumaki (maury yolo) 1 day there wuz a thick ho named vriska and she was dtf a’fuck wody. Den she saw a hood nigga named eridan and he had just kild sum1. He was wiping the shit out of his pants bcuz he got scared of da nigga he kild. Den he saw vriska and she had a sexy ass straw in her mouf and he sed “omg I wana be dat straw on...

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sweet-bitsy asked: YOU TOLD ME YOU WOULD TELL ME YOUR BRA SIZE IF I SAID MINE AND THEN YOU NEVER DID IT AND NOW THE /WHOLE WORLD/ KNOWS MY SIZE I AM GOING TO SUE

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msmommabosco: When I place my legs in a cage of spandex I dance like hell to release the madness

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every once in a while, I will post this one poem I...

Sometimes when I’m alone I talk to my dolls because they don’t talk back They don’t have qualms and they don’t have manners they smile at me and assure me I matter

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