when you see me in the corner……..
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Jorsh:
So the other day, my brother and I were arguing over who the better driver was, and he goes "I'll chop yo dick off." and I replied, "Cut off one head, two more will take its place, HAIL HYDRA!"
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Jimmy:
You have to learn to dream lucidly and then confront the tornado, ocean, and rapist!
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Jimmy:
And then you will have peace
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Me:
CONFRONT THE TORNADO
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Me:
now, you listen to me, tornado. i dont want to deal with any of your sass right now, do you understand me?
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Me:
and the tornado will bow in shame and be all
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Me:
yes, ma'am...
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Me:
and ill go
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Me:
you are going straight to your room to think about what youve done to my dreams.
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Me:
and it will turn around and leave
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Me:
the end
Sophie: can you turn it back to the TV, I have to pee.
Me: Okay…
Sophie: I have to squishen my buttcheeks.
Jorsh on my drawings
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Me:
That is no excuse :)
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Me:
AUGH THAT STUPID SMILEY
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Momma Desu:
Lol
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Momma Desu:
What smiley?
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Me:
Oh, I guess it didn't show up for you... MY PHONE'S JUST TOO SMART
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Momma Desu:
Lol yeah my phone is autistic in comparison
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Me:
AHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Andrew Murphy
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Andrew:
"Nipple Faced Titties, or NFT, is an American boy band from southern Louisiana who specializes in a slow rock jazz fusion of neo-Russian folk dance music. Their first album, 24U, made number twelve on The Billboard's quarter 3 2007 list.
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Me:
the more you know
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Reese:
Hey guys... You know what's a bad idea?
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Kris and I:
yeah?
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Reese:
licking the pan...
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Kris and I:
LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
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Me (looking at a picture of Joltik):
OH MY GODDDDDD IT'S SO CUTE HNNNNNGGGGG
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Malcolm:
It's the tiniest pokemon in the world!
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Me:
I KNOWWWWWW HNNNNNGGG
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Malcolm:
WHAILORD USED BODYSLAM.
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ME:
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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